How I Spent ₦21K on My Crush’s Boyfriend: A Simp Tale

Back in 2020, I spotted a new corper at my street. Let’s call her Amina. I was 23 and totally smitten. Her smile, her walk, everything about her made me a full-blown simp. I finally got her number after building courage. Our first hangout was at Final Fantasy in Choba. She spoke so softly that I thought I’d melt. After an hour, she got a suspicious phone call. Then she asked me to buy shawarma and drinks for a friend. I paid ₦21,000 without asking if the friend was male or female. At the shawarma stand, her “friend” pulled up in a C300 Benz. He was her boyfriend. I had bought three shawarmas—one for me, two for them. She grabbed her pack, waved goodbye, and drove off. That day taught me the hard way how far being a simp can go.

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