A Satirical Draft I Could Not Publish
I wrote a provocative satirical piece out of frustration with the state of the world. I could not afford to publish it, so I tore the manuscript apart and threw it away. The ideas behind it, however, were even more unsettling than the discarded pages. This is a fragment of that anger, expressed through absurd imagery and dark humour rather than a real guide to wrongdoing.
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