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A tourist visited a small village in China and decided to try the local food. He sat down at a restaurant and pointed to a dish on the menu. "What's this?" he asked the waiter. The waiter replied, "Chicken." Satisfied, the tourist ordered the dish. As he was eating, he noticed a strange taste and asked, "What's this strange flavor?" The waiter smiled and said, "It's the chicken." The tourist looked puzzled and asked, "But I thought you said it was chicken before?" The waiter explained, "Yes, it's chicken. But it's chicken... flavor." The tourist realized his mistake and laughed, "I meant, what's the sauce?"

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Once upon a time, a hunter caught a bird while hunting. The bird pleaded for it's life and promised the Hunter that he would never lack food if he's life was spared.
The hunter agreed and took the bird home, the hunter called his wife and told her about the bird. The bird told them to pluck out a feather and put it in a pot of boiling water, it would turn into a delicious meal. 
The Hunter plucked out a feather, gave it to his wife. She put it in a pot of boiling water, just as the bird had said and it turned into a very delicious meal. The hunter and his wife were so amazed and decided to keep the bird in a cage.
Everyday, the bird would give a feather to the hunter. For months, the hunter and his wife did not lack good food.
One day, the hunter's wife said to the hunter, "why don't we cook the bird instead, rather than just it's feather. If we cook the bird, we could have a bigger meal which could last for a whole year. The hunter thought about it, and decided that it was a good idea.
He took the bird from the cage, killed it and gave to his wife. His wife put the bird in a pot of boiling water, but nothing happened. It did not produce any meal.
The hunter and his wife regretted killing the bird.

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Presidential candidate of the Labour Party (LP) in the 2023 general election, Mr Peter Obi, has expressed deep concerns over the perennial power situation in the country recording 141 times of national grid collapse in 11 years and calls for urgent pragmatic solutions.

Obi said Nigeria has only 13,000mw while the demands are about 200,000mw.
He said even with the 13,000mw, only about 3,500mw are available for homes and businesses noting that the situation puts Nigeria as the lowest per capita wattage in the world.

In an article, titled: “The Collapsing Electricity Sector”, the LP standard’s bearer said, “The Nigeria electricity supply industry faces real and present danger of collapse despite the efforts made in more than two decades to initiate a reform of the NESI.

“It is sad today that we suffer periodic and routine system collapses that are attributed to such avoidable situations as fire outbreaks at critical transmission lines across our major cities. It is absolutely distressing and a story of a low level of managerial capability that the entire nation can be plunged into total darkness for a reasonable period because networks go out because of a lack of diligent attention.”

A statement by his media aide, Yunusa Tanko, said: “It should worry any Nigerian patriot that the total installed capacity for a country of more than 200 million people with an aspiration to become a global medium economy power is a mere 13,000. Worse still, only about 3,500mws are available for homes and businesses from the grid. Sometimes, it grinds to less than 2,500mws. This is unacceptable.

“We can contrast the available supply of electricity with competitor countries in Africa like Egypt and South Africa with respective populations of approximately 112m and 59.6m people supplying about 60,000mw and 58,000 respectively. This difference in energy wattage has massive implications for human development and economic growth. Nigeria today has the world’s lowest per capita wattage in the world, interestingly lower than those of most of our West African neighbours. It is really sad that whereas our energy demand is above 200,000mws, we have only 13,000mw installed capacity and can only deliver less than 4,000mw regularly.

“After speaking with experts in the sector I have realized that the crisis of power supply in Nigeria relates to two major sectors: (1) generation, and (2) transmission and distribution. The major challenges of the generation sector are the lack of a regular supply of gas arising from the failure of the government in the last 8 years to provide adequate gas infrastructure facilities, weak commerciality of gas to power and failure to control the restiveness of angry youths leading to vandalism.

“It is shameful that for more than 8 years we cannot resolve the infrastructural bottlenecks that constrain the supply of gas to power plants despite billions from CBN for legacy gas debts.

“On the transmission and distribution side, the last 8 years have witnessed terrible failure to overcome the deterioration of networks and transmission and distribution networks and invest in modern technologies like SCADA leading to poor coverage, lack of effective coordination between TCN and discos leading to load rejection and inability to generate public trust for policy reform on tariff and leading to low private sector investments.

“If we had a good project manager, we would have massively increased generation, transmission and distribution capacity and enhanced policy coherence that would have crowded private sector investment in the degree to sustained rapid growth of the grid. The problem is that the government has exercised the required political will to appoint the right kind of leadership that understands the problems of the sector and has the singular dedication and competence to create quick wins in the short term and transformation in the medium to long term,” he said.

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"This is quite amusing" - A Nigerian father was seen instructing his daughter in boxing after viewing the viral video from Lead British School

A circulating video on social media captures the moment a Nigerian father was seen instructing his daughter in boxing for self-defense, prompting discussions online. This response from the father follows the recent viral video from Lead British School, depicting a bullying incident involving a student named Maryam who reportedly slapped another student, Namtira Bwala, multiple times.

The incident received widespread condemnation on social media, leading to the closure of the prestigious school by the government. In the new video, the father's unconventional approach to parenting draws attention as he engages in boxing training with his young daughter.

The father goes beyond basic techniques, demonstrating advanced punching and defensive maneuvers to his daughter. Remarkably, the little girl demonstrates remarkable skill during the training session, prompting her father to humorously ask her to take a break.

Social media reactions to the video vary, with some users jokingly suggesting marriage proposals for the skilled young girl or expressing admiration for the father's dedication to her training.

Overall, the video sparks discussions about unconventional parenting methods and the importance of self-defense skills, especially for young girls.

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In the Nigerian life, amidst the hustle and bustle of day-to-day activities, there emerges a peculiar nocturnal phenomenon - the symphony of generators. Yes, you heard it right! While the rest of the world slumbers peacefully, Nigerians unleash the cacophony of their trusty generators, transforming the night into a carnival of buzzing engines and flickering lights.

Picture this: as the sun dips below the horizon, signaling the end of another scorching day, one might expect a serene transition into the cool embrace of the night. But lo and behold, enter the roaring chorus of generators, as if auditioning for a midnight rave! It's a spectacle that leaves one pondering: are Nigerians nocturnal creatures, or do they simply have an insatiable craving for the diesel-scented ambiance?

But wait, there's more! As the night wears on, the generator symphony reaches its crescendo, with each neighborhood vying for the title of "Loudest Generator in Town." It's a competition like no other, where decibels reign supreme and sleep becomes a distant memory. Who needs lullabies when you have the dulcet tones of a 10-kilowatt generator serenading you into dreamland?

Now, one might wonder: what secrets are Nigerians hiding beneath the cover of darkness? Is there a clandestine society of midnight blender enthusiasts, or perhaps a thriving underground community of nocturnal hairdryer aficionados? Or maybe, just maybe, Nigerians have unlocked the secret to time travel, effortlessly navigating between day and night with the flick of a switch.

But let's not forget the daytime, for even in the land of the midnight symphony, the sun still shines bright. So, why confine the joy of generator usage to the cloak of night when the possibilities are endless? After all, who wouldn't want to enjoy their morning cup of tea accompanied by the soothing hum of a diesel-powered orchestra?

In conclusion, dear readers, let us embrace the quirks and charms of Nigeria's nocturnal generator culture. For in the darkness, there is light - and in the roar of engines, there is music. So, crank up those generators, my friends, and let the midnight symphony play on!

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Women capitalized on Simps who begs for love, attention and time...
They'll never love or cherish you, rather they'll lender you useless and tag you MUGU. As a man, you should know your way to get a woman's love, not by begging. A man should be a man.

In this video below, The simp begged for love because he doesn't have what it takes to be a man. He agreed to washed dirty clothes for the girl he has been chasing for couple of months just to see if the girl will agree to give him a chance.

During the process of washing his crush clothes, her boyfriend came by and was surprised to see the guy. This is where the story changed to another thing.

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