Who Should I Blame For This Thing Happening In My Life? [Picture]

Please, who should I blame for my laziness? 1. Is it the free light we've been enjoying for more than 14 years now in this local government? 2. Is it the free money I make while I sleep? (I'm jobless and I love it). 3. Is it the 5 years I spent being awake so I can enjoy at last while my haters were busy abusing and wasting away online? 4. Is it village people? 5. Is it my haters? If the option is not listed, mention it. I turned it on and some phone calls came but I didn't pick because I'm too lazy to get up and pick the calls. I'm on lockdown. I need a houseboy and a bodyguard. Only my haters are qualified to apply. Mind you, I'm broke, but I believe God will provide.

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