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matthew·Jokes· Jun 25, 2026

Bulletproof Charms vs Penis Enlargement Cream: A Tale of Two Useless Products

Bulletproof Charms vs Penis Enlargement Cream: A Tale of Two Useless Products

Whenever you see the bodies of criminals killed by security forces in the south, you often find beads and charms on them. These items are supposed to stop bullets flying at 1,600 mph from penetrating the skin. It reminds me of those penis enlargement creams. At least with the cream you can secretly ask for a refund when nothing grows. But if a charm fails to save you from a bullet, there’s no refund. You’ll be on the other side of the world before you know it.

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